if i were…

if i were a contributor in a fashion magazine i would write about…

…removing scuff from your shoes…map of divisoria’s shopping empire…

if i were to audition in american idol, i would sing…

…time and tide by basia. i guess…

if i were a songwriter, i would write a song about…

…hopelessness and absurdity, to resurrect the genre of beck, green day, blind melon, stone temple pilots, collective soul and gin blossoms…sweet small town living to the tunes of big city birdland jazz to resurrect the spirits of dizzie gillespie, miles davis, louis armstrong, duke ellington, billie holliday and ella fitzgerald

if i were to make a high-calibre movie, it would be about…

…the artistic, sensitive life of adolf hitler. including his “considerate” treatment of a jewish couple because the man happens to be one of his favorite artists. art and music played a very significant role in his grand master plan…

if i were a filmmaker, i would make a documentary about…

…inmates…

if i were to commit a crime, it would be to…

…steal from the rich to give to the poor. naks! just like robin hood. hwooo, but really now…

if i were to perform one daredevil feat, it would be…

…i’d really rather not. but perhaps base jumping, if i really have to.

if i were to take part in a reality show, i’d want to be in…

…duuuhh, project runway! how about meerkat manor?

if i were to be invited in a talk show, i would like to be in…

…the tonight show, but only in ross’s segment!

if i were to write a work of fiction, it would be…

…a period dramedy…

if i were to ban something, i would ban…

…pit bull terriers. because i am deadly afraid of them…

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5 Responses to “if i were…”


  1. 1 ton February 22, 2008 at 5:24 am

    if i were a singer, i would do a remake some of the songs of Asin and Freddie Aguilar

  2. 2 cat with the fiddle February 22, 2008 at 6:05 am

    don’t you already do that in karaoke bars? resurrect their songs from the grave?

  3. 3 ton February 26, 2008 at 4:19 am

    nope, i don’t do karaoke.. haha

  4. 4 kpriss April 1, 2008 at 2:18 pm

    I never had a terrible consideration for this kind of games “if I could, I would…” and every time I see one popping out in blogosphere I just pull my had back between my shoulders and wait for that fashion to disappear. Is this one of the upcoming “games”? so I’ll go sonar till it vanishes… 😉

  5. 5 cat with the fiddle April 1, 2008 at 11:27 pm

    well, kpriss, the entry isn’t exactly in the “if i could, i would” mix, because it’s more of decision-making than delusional. that is, i have always known “i couldn’t, so i wouldn’t”.

    in any case this is not meant to be a game, thus no tag in the end. because i couldn’t bear to annoy anyone else with the nonsense of tagged Q&A’s.

    at any rate, it’s entertaining to engage in introspection once in a while. plus it makes good filler on weeks when you want to post but are uninspired. you don’t have to go sonar though, just don’t visit them, that’s all. after all, these kinds of entries are meant to be purely self-serving.


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